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Kountz, William J., 1867-1899

"Billy Baxter's Letters, By William J. Kountz"

I'll see the fellows to-night, and they'll all tell me
how dirty my face was, and what I called so and so, and make me
feel as bad as they possibly can. It's a wonder a fellow doesn't
get used to that, but I never do; I feel meaner each time. Guess
I'll take the veil.
Don't fail to come down Saturday. Several of us are going yachting
on the Ohio River. It will be lovely billiards.
Yours as ever,
Billy.
P. S.--Do you know anything about that George's place?

Horse Sense
Sometimes you eat too much, sometimes you drink too much, and
sometimes you do both. In any event, you feel like the very old
scratch the next morning. Too much liquor overheats the blood.
Too much food, and the liver goes on a strike. The first remedy
which should suggest itself is a purgative which will act on the
liver, and cleanse the system of all the indigestible junk with
which it has been overtaxed. This is positively the foundation
for permanent relief. The next thing is to cool the blood. Now,
isn't it common horse sense?
Think it over.
The R--R-- is the only water which acts on the liver. It's base
is sodium phosphate.
The R--R-- is the only water which cools the blood, Overheated blood is what
causes the pressure on the head.
The R--R-- is the only pleasant-tasting aperient water of any
strength on the market to-day.


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